OPERATION RODENTIA
Armed to teeth, I cautiously opened the kitchen door and stealthy crept inside the kitchen.Decisive victory was imminent.I tactically pinned the " enemy " against the wall with precision and dealt him a fatal blow; neutralizing him on the spot. Early in the morning, on Saturday last week, my Spouse - who is the chairperson of the department of food and nutrition in our house got into the kitchen to collect some snacks. Upon opening the kitchen door, she realized that there was movement within some utensils which were placed on the second tier of the kitchen table. She reported the matter to me and as the chairperson of the security in our house, I swiftly moved into action to establish the source. Upon reviewing the " intelligence reports ", I discovered that the " CCTV camera " had captured an " intruder" few weeks ago, roaming along the wall between the kitchen and the living room. The " suspect " was described as a ' ...